And Now, A Dignified Chuckle For...

Panther Racing, who, in spite of their best efforts, have failed to lure LeBron James to their squad. The winning pedigree of Panther, who took two series titles from Team Penske with the help of Sam Hornish, Jr, failed to attract the NBA's reigning MVP and (arguably) best player since #23 retired from the game.

I for one am quite shocked. If LeBron's standards are too high to accept an offer from a stand-up organization such as Panther, located in the beautiful Ameriplex business park off of State Road 67 near the airport, then who knows if anyone would be able to sign him.

Unfortunately, Dallara, who it was rumored has been developing a special long-wheelbase chassis for the sizable forward, appears to have seen all its hard work go to waste.

In the meantime, my money is on LeBron pulling a fast one on everybody and signing to play English Premier League football for Manchester United.